USAvsGhana, Iran Vs Nigeria - What Happened? See Funny Yabbis and Picture Memes

I earlier wrote that Nigeria beating Iran was a done deal, while cheering the Super Eagles, but they proved me wrong. After the match, I consoled myself saying we can manage a goal-less draw for now, but my friends on Facebook are just not happy with the performance of Nigeria Vs Iran match.

Some of those supporting all the African teams wanted to console themselves with Ghana, but the Black Stars also lost, too bad. But I am pleased with that though, I am rooting for USA going forward. I no want heart attack with the sloppy way the Super eagles are playing.

And the yabbis are just starting. Where is my American flag jare...

Couple Love - Michael Schumacher and Wife Corrina, The 'Guardian Angel' Who Saw Him Out of Coma

Formula One world champion, Michael Schumacher is no longer in a coma. After being involved in a skiing accident last December in the French Alps where he sustained severe head injuries, Schumacher was put on an artificially-induced coma while they waited and prayed for his brain to heal.

His wife, Corrina gave doctors her full support, and against all odds, believed that he would get better. Her care and prayers have paid off as he is said to be conscious and communicating now. Schumacher has now left the hospital where he'd been receiving treatment since the accident. In faith, his wife has already built a no-cost-is-too-much rehabilitation care unit at their home.

Michael Schumacher has a long road to full recovery, and I pray God will see them through, Amen.

Below is a beautiful picture tribute to his wife, whose awesome love for her husband is a big part of why he is still here with us today.

PayPal Extends Payment Services to Nigeria Starting Tomorrow

PayPal is entering Nigeria this week, providing online payment alternatives for consumers via mobile phones or PCs.

Nigeria had been shut out of the payment system due to reports it is a market fraught with financial fraud. However, starting on Tuesday, consumers in Nigeria, which has 60 million users and has Africa's largest population, will be able to make payments through PayPal.

Rupert Keeley, the executive in charge of the EMEA region of PayPal, the payments unit of eBay Inc, made this announcement today.

"PayPal has been going through a period of reinvention, refreshing many of its services to make them easier to use on mobile (phones), allowing us to expand into fast-developing markets."

Man Sues Hospital After Surgery For Fractured Penis Makes It One Inch Shorter

An anonymous Canadian man  is suing a hospital for $155,000 Canadian (about $142,000 U.S.), claiming negligence and "indescribable anguish". The man had fractured his penis while having sex with his wife and surgery at the hospital to correct the injury allegedly left him with a dick that was "about an inch" shorter than before.

Wondering how a penis can be fractured? Wonder no more!

A fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis. If it is bent suddenly or forcefully while engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections. The injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, then dark bruising as blood escapes from the cylinder.

Kenyan Football Star Makes Public Apology To Aggrieved Wife in the Local Paper

Former Harambee Stars goalkeeper Francis Onyiso has apologized to his wife for his infidelity through a paid advert in a local daily. The Kenyan footballer took the sensational route to apologise to his wife, Janet, hoping it will persuade her to forgive him.

He chose to go public with the apology, saying he was convinced that the use of the media would go along way in making the message big and convincing. The couple have been married for 20 years and have three children.

It was to repair the damage done, that Francis Onyiso took out the paid ad space on The Star, for the pain he had caused his wife and the family. See the advert below...

2Face Idibia Holds Listening Session for Upcoming 6th Album THE ASCENSION

On Saturday, 14th June 2014, 2Face Idibia held the listening session for his 6th album THE ASCENSION. The star-studded event took place at Ariz Bar and Grill in Victoria Island, Lagos. Top players in the music industry were given the opportunity to listen and give feedback about the songs off the highly anticipated album.

Entertainment industry heavyweights such as Kenny Ogungbe, DJ Jimmy Jatt, Olisa Adibua of Beat FM, Kwame of Nigezie and Ayeni Adekunl were amongst the VIP guests present at the private pre-release listening session.

Personalities such as Tosyn Bucknor, Omalicha, Ebuka Obi-Uchendu and Noble Igwe were also present. The event was hosted by Andre Blaze.

Family Time - Emir Lamido Sanusi Of Kano With His Two Wives and Children

The newly installed Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi was pictured after his coronation with his first wife, Hajia Sa'adiya [see picture here]. In these latest pictures, he is with both his first wife, on the left and the second wife, Hajia Maryam, on the right. See pictures with his children below.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Celebrate Daughter's First Birthday on Fathers Day

North West's first birthday was yesterday June 15th, and it was a double celebration for her parents as it was Fathers Day for Kanye West too. Kim Kardashian took to Instagram to acknowledge her joy and gratitude. She shared the above picture of Kanye and North, writing;

This is what life is about! Our baby girl turned 1 today! We played so hard they passed out while we were watching the game! Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world! The way you love our daughter and protect her makes me filled with so much love!

See more pictures of Kim and North West below...

5 Signs of Desperation Dating Singles Should Avoid

It is great to be keen and enthusiastic about finding a new partner. It is also good to be focussed and committed, making time to respond to matches, going on lots of dates and blocking out time in your weekly schedule to meet new people and attend social gatherings. However, there is a point where keen starts to look more like desperate; here are five of the warning signs to stop you from slipping into that category.

As Nigeria Plays Iran - Pictures, Documentary + Fly With The Eagles Theme Song

Football unites Nigerians like almost nothing else. As the Super Eagles play their first game at the 2014 World Cup, everyone is prepared to cheer them on from all corners of the country and the world. Friends in the UK, Germany, and here in the US are flying Nigeria's flag for this big occassion.

Here on RML, we have collected some pictures, music videos and documentaries to encourage us all. The Fly With the Eagles theme song features Waje, Bez, Flavour and Ill Bliss, and was created as a World Cup TVC by Guiness to support the Eagles to Victory!

I really love the song and I hope it lifts the Super Eagles of Nigeria and they win against Iran. It should be a done deal.

How to Be a Good Wife - Single or Married, You Must Read This!

The Good Wives Guide is another list [read the first] of ten steps on how to be a good wife, and it comes from a 1950s home economics textbook. Or Not. It is partly satire, but the truth is that it can't hurt to put some of the guidelines to use for a happy home. Am I being sarcastic? Not really, but you decide, LOL...

• Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

• Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.