#WeStillComing - Bride's Accidental Text Leads To Coolest Wedding Crashers Ever

Kirsten and Roger were getting married in London, and the bride-to-be sent off a group text inviting friends to her wedding photoshoot and barbecue, accidentally texting a complete stranger.

One of those text messages was received by a someone in Hackney whom she didn't know, and who responded asking who she was. Kirsten explained the invite was a mistake, and he should ignore it, but he texted back, “We still coming.”

That phrase is trending now on Instagram after the stranger turned up with up to 10 of his friends, and photobombed the wedding pictures, lol...

Talk about cool and swaggalicious wedding crashers, at least the couple seem to be taking it lightly, some on the wedding train don't look so happy :)

Woman Writes Hilarious Rebuttal To The Husband Who Listed All The Times Wife Denied Him Sex

Some days ago, a Reddit user posted the spreadsheet [here] in which her husband had detailed the number of times she denied him sex and her exact reasons for the denial. 

But now, it's the revenge of the women! Or simply seeing it from the female perspective. A funny reader decided to do another spreadsheet, embellishing the man's entries to create the wife’s reasons for choosing not to have sex with her husband each time he asked. 

And seriously, these reasons are on point and some have been the exact reason I myself have said no once or twice, hehehe.... 

Read it below and leave a comment.

David Beckham and Sons Slimed at the Nickelodeon Awards - They Got It In Gold! [Photos]

In a tradition of the awards, the Beckhams got slimed at the Nicklodeon Kids Choice Awards, but guess what, instead of the regular green slime, they got a golden slime.

David Beckham and his two sons, Romeo and Cruz had golden goo dripping from their bodies after they were slimed at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Sports Awards in Los Angeles on Thursday.

Beckham had come on stage with his boys Romeo and Cruz to take part in a skit, but they got more than that as the trio were bathed with the thick slimy gold liquid.

Check out more photos of the slime-covered Beckhams;

Ladies - Which Of These Male Celebrities' Class Would You Never Miss in School

Let's hear it for celeb crushes. There's Micheal Ealy for Math, Taye Diggs for history, Tyrese for Gym and Jesse Williams for Science.

Put your crush's name in the comments if he is missing :)

@DonJazzy Must See This Funny Rendition of Dorobucci @MTN Project Fame Auditions

An aspiring singer taking part in the auditions for the MTN project fame talent hunt gave this hilarious rendition of "Dorobucci", that simply left me speechless. Don Jazzy just has to see this guy :)

Klose Sets World Cup Goals Record + Some of The Funniest Memes On #BrazilVsGermany

Miroslav Klose of the German National team has become the top goalscorer in World Cup history. The striker is trending after his goals in Germany’s semi-final against the Brazil team earlier today.

And the memes have started flooding in following the extreme thrashing Germany gave brazil today. Check on some of the funniest below...

Viral Video: A Japanese Politician Cries Hysterically After He’s Caught Stealing $30,000

A video showing Japanese politician Ryutaro Nonomura breaking down in hysterical tears during a press conference has gone viral!

When the 47 year old was asked by reporters at a press conference to explain his theft of public funds, he wailed and hit the table several times. The explosive meltdown was over how he had used $30,000 of public funds for his personal travel expenses.

For those who don't understand Japanese, a Facebook friend taxed herself to translate what he said here (for free, I might add);

'I wouldn't have misused the public funds for my personal travels if it wasn't for her. you would too, if you had eaten from her pot. Oh Ekaete! see what you have done to me!'
*Weeps.

Watch the video below...

Taiwanese Man Gets 80s Punk Hairstyle To Impress Younger Women Into Going Out With Him

That style may have looked good on Arsenio Hall and Mc Hammer in the eighties, but on this man, n this age of video games, it made him look like a plastic Lego toy.

When Wu Lei, 54, from Taiwan, was asked about the punkish hairdo, a perfectly right-angled flat top, he said he had wanted to impress a 23-year-old woman he had tried to chat up but she was rejecting his advances.

Wu, who is still single despite the expensive hairdo, said:

"I can't understand it. I make an attractive monthly income of 70,000 Taiwanese Dollars (£1,400 - N350,000). I adopted this hairstyle because I wanted to look like a guy in his 20s or 30s to attract the girl who rejected me. Or in fact any girl."

Watermelon Pants to Keep Your Son Cool? Check! Check! Check!

Some children do have them. I mean they have some wacky but cool dads who will do anything to make their children comfortable, including pants made from watermelon.

Ruifeng Fan, from Taiwan, was the first to fashion watermelon pants for his son, to help the five-year-old Hao beat the summer heat.

Hao was always complaining about being too hot but the family had no swimming pool for him to cool down in.

Girl in Confused Face Meme, Keisha Johnson, Sues Instagram For $500M

Memes are mostly used as jokes or to express feelings. However, one popular meme turned out not so funny when the girl featured in Meme’s finally decided to sue the photo sharing app, Instagram.

16 Year Old Kiesha Johnson, of Birmingham Alabama, was just hanging with friends that took a bad picture of her and uploaded it to Instagram. 

Immediately, that photo went viral and was shared on Millions of profiles including celebrities. Everyone started mocking her now famous pose.

Luis Suarez Gets Four-Month Ban as Funny Memes For Italy Bite Go Viral

Luis Suarez has been suspended for nine international matches and banned from football for four months for biting an opponent. Fifa took action after Suarez sank his teeth into Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini's shoulder during Uruguay's world cup match with Italy.

In the time since the bite took place last Tuesday, plenty of memes and jokes have been doing the rounds on social media mocking the Uruguay striker.

Check out some of the funniest memes below..

Do You Agree With This Sex Advice By a Pastor's Wife to Young Brides?

by Ruth Smythers, beloved wife of The Reverend L.D. Smythers, Pastor of the Arcadian Methodist Church of the Eastern Regional Conference.

INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE FOR THE YOUNG BRIDE on the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God.

To the sensitive young woman who has had the benefits of proper upbringing, the wedding day is, ironically, both the happiest and most terrifying day of her life.  On the positive side, there is the wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in securing a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her life.  On the negative side, there is the wedding night, during which the bride must pay the piper, so to speak, by facing for the first time the terrible experience of sex.

At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure!  Beware such an attitude!  A selfish and sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride.

Julius Agwu In Brazil - Warns Nigerian Women About Authentic Brazilian Hair

Comedian Julius Agwu is currently in Brazil to cheer on the Super Eagles, and despite the draw with Iran, he is keeping his spirits up and trying to get a good laugh from those around him. One of the thrusts of his #Brazil jokes is having all around him the authentic Brazilian hair many Nigerian women go gaga over.

Check out the video message with a young Brazilian lady....

Chris Christie Gets His Groove On The Evolution of Dad Dancing With Jimmy Fallon

Chris Christie, US Governor of New Jersey was on Jimmy Fallon last night and  the two dads show off their dance skills in this short history of typical dad dance floor moves. The "Evolution of Dancing" skit, is a regular on the Jimmy Fallon Show and this dad dancing one with Chris Christie is in honor of this weekend's Father's Day. Check out Michelle Obama dancing for Mother's Day here.

All the classics are there: the "belt grabber," the "dance you do at a Springsteen concert", "Republican Convention." and, of course, the "I closed the Bridge" which had Chris Christie walking off the stage. You may have to be a follower of US politics to get that last one, LOL...

Watch the video below...

Theories on Why Jennifer Lopez Will Not Perform at the World Cup Opening Ceremony

FIFA officials said on Sunday that Jennifer Lopez won't be performing the World Cup theme song during the World Cup's opening ceremony in Brazil because of unspecified "production issues." FIFA said in the news release that only Cuban-American rapper Pitbull and Brazilian singer Claudia Leitte will sing the official tune "We Are One" which they had earlier recorded and released with JLo. One is left to wonder what the issues were that JLo had with FIFA, or could there be other reasons? Let's think, shall we?

Bitter Husband Puts Cheating Ex-wife’s Wedding Dress Up For Sale With Insulting Advert

A Sydney husband hopes to get his revenge on his cheating ex-wife by selling her wedding dress on Gumtree with a scathing advert that includes references that she's an ‘adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate’ who took half of his worldly possessions when they divorced.

World Cup Warning to Nigerian Wives and Girlfriends

To All Wives and Girlfriends; the FIFA World Cup in Brazil is almost here, so let us give you a few rules that will help all of us during the months of June and July;

 1. The TV remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we won't go!

Nigerian Bride Price Calculator - How Much Should Your Man Pay To Marry You?

Are you married? About to get married? If you are a Nigerian, you will understand how important the bride price is whenever marriage is on the cards. As a man, do you wonder how much you need to pay to your in-laws? As a woman, do you want o know how much you're worth? There's now an app for that!

Frank Donga in Sign Up - Does He Get The Job?

The Job tale of Frank Donga. Everyone wonders when this persistent man will finally secure a job, any job.
On this episode Frank is on the hunt for a job as he always is. Let's see what he gets up to in 'Sign up'.

Frank Donga's Back - Real Business

Everyone's favorite job seeker, Frank Donga, is back again but this time he is ready to step out on his own in the world of business. Will he be successful in taking this bold step? Watch and find out. Enjoy