Thursday, May 17, 2012

My Big Fat Nigerian Wedding - Creativity or Extravagance?

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I was reading a blog the other day by an expat who attended their first Nigerian wedding in Nigeria and was amazed that there were over 10 priests. The blogger joked that it was as if the planners of the wedding wanted there to be as many ministers as possible witnessing the marriage so that no one can deny it took place after the fact. I smiled as I remembered my own wedding. There were two bishops, 3 Archdeacons and about 7 other priests.


In any typical Nigerian wedding, there are at least 2 or 3 priests and then you have to talk about the 200 - 1000 other guests that attend, and the masses of money paid for photography and video for the big day. Of course, it is not about witnesses, but about the Nigerian way of inviting as many friends and family as you can to celebrate with you.  This ties back a bit to my post on destination weddings and the recent CNN article on the wedding boom in Nigeria.

"There's always been this joy around weddings, but now there's also this whole creativity: It's more like a production, and nobody knows where it's going to stop," he said. "People just imagine it and make it happen."

Themes such as a "snow wedding" would involve decorating the entire hall to match the concept, he said.

"Ten years back, you would normally do all the arrangements for the wedding yourself or with your friend," he said. "Now, for every aspect of the wedding there's a vendor that can help you."

The trend has been driven by the many young Nigerians living overseas, who had introduced ambitious ideas for wedding themes, along with the concept of the wedding planner: a professional event organizer who could realize the happy couple's vision for their big day, typically at their parents' expense.

Osunkoya said families typically put much effort and expense into the event, as a wedding was an important status symbol -- although "not in a negative way."

"It's showing how well you've done, and for the bride and groom, this is their time," he said.

"Most times in Nigeria, the parents take care of the wedding -- and there are many weddings where it's just a blank check," he said. "It s a thing of joy to have your children married, so most of the time, the parents want to go all out. That's where you see total creativity." [Source]

The last paragraph was true of my parents. While Atala and I contributed to most of the wedding expenses, my parents covered the rest of it, and when I baulked at the number of priests who were to officiate, my dad took that over too. You see, it wasn't free and that was what I found strange. Most of them said they were coming as a favor to my parents who are knights in the church but still they were to receive 'thank-you envelopes'.

But even then, the priests honorariums were the least of our expenses. And Nigerian weddings are not just big, in terms of numbers. By the time you add the costs of the  ashebi, refreshments for everyone, venue, couples' outfits, etc, you begin to see how fat a wallet you need to pull off your wedding. In 2009, we spent over 2M and that was me being finicky and frugal. Imagine.

I wonder what weddings cost these days, especially these big, fat, wedding planner events?

With hindsight, I have to add that once a couple manage to cut their expenses to meet a budget, you kind of forget the stress of it all after a while. As far as you remember to delegate enough not to be overwhelmed on that day, but enjoy the beauty of sharing a memory with your love. It's a bit like what they say about labor, you forget the pain after the baby comes and  that the outcome is totally worth the pain.

Also, when you remember that the wedding is just one day and that you have the rest of your lives to look forward to and plan for, it helps to put things in perspective.

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Myne Whitman - award-winning blogger, bestselling author, magazine columnist and founder of Naijastories.com



28 comments:

  1. Myne: If yours cost N2 million, your guess is as good as mine as to how much these other elaborate weddings cost. I think people know at the back of their minds that weddings last one day and marriages last a lifetime, but they choose to ignore it because all of a sudden, everyone wants to be a 'socialite.' The fact that wedding pictures can travel over several continents minutes after the vows does not help matters either.

    A few years ago, I used to spend hours on wedding websites, back when they were gaining momentum. All I needed to do was type words like "Tunde and Bunmi wedding." Of course I outgrew it, but I could tell that even setting up the website was like a mini-performance complete with photo shoots, etc. All these things add to the cost of the wedding, and the justification is: Well, you only get married once, right?

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    1. Everyone wants to be a socialite indeed. The puzzling part is that some actually borrow to help them meet this need to have a big fat wedding. SMH.

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  2. I am planning my wedding and I can tell you straight up that its expensive. I wonder how much those weddings on BellaNaija cost cos I am going for a small wedding not those society, high class carnivals/reunions aka weddings. I just got a quote for invitation cards at N700 for one. Imagine???? A card that will be thrown in the bin? I now want to elope!!!

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    1. For one IV? Thats a whole days meal ticket or at least one lunch. Thank God mine is now in the rear view :)

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  3. my moderate (not large or over the top at all, compared to what we see these days) wedding in feb cost about 4.5million and that's apart from the champagne, small chops, cocktails, barbeque that we were surprised with that day by my inlaws. weddings are truly expensive. i fought with my family endlessly over number of guest (we had about 600) on the day.

    Halls alone cost about a million. it has truly gone South. Destination weddings are the ish!

    I am glad sha, we did it the way we did

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    1. 4.5M is a lot of money o, but you're right, so many people end up spending even double that and more. Na wa!

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  4. No wonder most naija guys are scared of tying the knot, imagine a graduate of like 6 years whose take home pay per month is in the region of 80,000 naira, planning a wedding in this country.Some still do it sha, but i think it all depends on the couple,if you can afford a lavish wedding go for it.

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    1. I think guys should not be discouraged. They should just plan something within their budget.

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  5. Raymond Elenwoke:
    ....o_O....x_x....O_O!!!!!
    If a moderate wedding cost someone 4.5M, then Myne does it mean Urs was small?

    Chei!
    Time to change the script. Me, d girl, our parents n families, one Priest. Any person wey wan come should be content with Akara n Bread with Fanta or Coke. Chikena!

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    1. LOL...yeah I wanted a small wedding and I was happy with how much we cut it down to. But akara and bread, you'll marry yourself o :)

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  6. OMG....Myne, I just blogged about aso-ebi. I am going for a destination wedding of some sort and the Aso-ebi price is not giving me butterflies at all. Weddings cost a lot of money and I hope I can give it small and simple....lets hope our families dont hijack the main event and make it theirs. As for me, I am happy to walk down the aisle with just a witness. We have our whole lives ahead of us to spend money. IMHO

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    1. Asoebi seem so irrelevant no matter how much people tell me they're important. And I wish more couple remembered there's an after the wedding :)

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  7. O_O... 2 million, 4.5 million... what? Lord have mercy. That's depressing for someone who hasn't even started planning a wedding.

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    1. You have to remember that there is no fixed amount o. Check your own purse.

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  8. When my close friend got married, and I saw the amount that went in, I came home and announced that I want a wedding with only 50 guests. I still want that. My mom says never, despite having 2 daughters who had huge weddings already. My sisters think that's a tight-fisted idea. I have nothing to say to all that. Just hoping the prospective hubs will support me.
    Nigerian weddings are crazily expensive!

    DrLily

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    1. Don't allow anyone to pressure you o, I know I may still be regarded as Miss Miser back home, but I don't really care.

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  9. Myne, you are scaring me o.. lol | My wedding is almost here and in fact, it is well in Jesus name. lol Did you say 2M in 2009?! Issorai. lol

    - LDP

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    1. There's no keeping up with the Joneses here o. Stay with your own dreams.

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  10. 2M in 2009???? U guys try gan o.... Please I need tips

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    1. Cut out all the unnecessary stuff, cut down on those invited, and so on. Just have a list of everything that has been proposed and then cut, cut, cut...

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  11. some of the people who will attend don't give a rat's ass about me. Some don't wish me well. So I tell my dad - what's the point?
    2M on a wedding? Shoooooo original Ijebu girl like me? That's why I'm not getting married in Nigeria ..... I'm pulling a Carrie and Mr Big city hall wedding if hubby will agree. If anyone has a problem with it, they should come see me and I will tell them how water got into the coconut.

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    1. You've said it all. And I've learnt a new one :)

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  12. At the time of my own wedding in 2001, I just felt the brouhaha was a bit silly and not worth it...we spent a lot and relatives from jand also did their own thing...it was almost like there was a competition to see who would out-do the other....knowing what I know now, If I had to do it over again, I would elope somewhere and do my own thing and then phone my dad to let them know....lol, that is what a pal of mine did, I know cos apart from him senior brother I was privileged to be the only other witness at his ikoyi registry wedding to his wife .. he phoned his dad after the show and the old nearly had a stroke ...... This was also in 2001 but today they are very happy have their kids and blah blah blah...... My point? A big far wedding is just an unnecessary bit of expense .... Just give the couple the money jo.....

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  13. hmmm 4.5million? well everybody in naija wants some celebrity wedding issokay. after the wedding what next? drinking garri abi lol. i don't go to weddings much so mine will be something small

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  14. I am not going to mention names but my auntie spent over an 100 million naira on her son,s wedding late last year.i think its a waste but hey,it isn't my cash.

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  15. I'll advice anyone getting married not to let anybody including your parents get you into something you cannot afford.
    I got married last year, wanted a small wedding but because our parents lived in Nigeria, we want them to attend. We had our plans and budget well planned actually. A friend of mine even told me not to borrow unnecessary loan to fund the wedding which is a good advice, but she is the same friend that mock me of how much I paid for my deco when I complained. In all I was very happy by not spending what I cannot afford.

    We live in the UK and did not spend more that £10,000.

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  16. I hav ₪☺ idea about weddings- bt I'm planning to have mine next two years. I am fresh graduate going for service and all. How much is appropriate to plan for by 2015?

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  17. Planning within your budget is not easy but is the best you can do for yourself.

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