Tuesday, June 18, 2013

'Sex With An Alien Is Causing Problems In My Marriage'

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So says Simon Parkes, a Labour councillor in the UK who has claimed he fathered children with an alien. They have ten children together, all twins, three of which are named Zarka, Zarouf, and Ree-Karl. He says the alien woman is called The Lion Queen, and they meet regularly to have sex. Parkes says he sees the Lion Queen about four times a year for this purpose and that it's beginning to cause tension in his human marriage.


The councilor, who is also a driving instructor, has three real children with his human wife, but he didn't go into details exactly what his wife's issue is. Is it the infidelity and double life, or is she more scared that he might be out of his mind?

I've read loads of alien themed mystery and suspence novels, and then of course there are the Hollywood movies. Back home in Nigeria, spirit husbands and mermaid wives are more common. How would you react if your partner comes up to you with a story of an alien/spirit/marine partner and children. Mountain of fire? Therapy? Separation?




10 comments:

  1. This would make a terribly good movie........ the American version that is, I'm sick and tired of the Nigerian version

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  2. MFM most definitely!

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  3. Definitely mountain of fire! LOL

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  4. It could just be he has a spirit wife.

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  5. The man don craze patapata and finally. Chikena!

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  6. MOUNTAIN OF FIRE ohh. but its a great movie line in US.

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  7. a visit to the blessed sacrament everyday works magic

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  8. Good to know it's not only in the US that politicians can be out of their gourds crazy.

    Separation and therapy, I think. At the least, and no seeing the kids until he is certified harmless.

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